"Om nom nom."

[konstantya]

I'm pretty sure it's now my head-canon that Austria was pudgy as a kid, and that's the reason he sucked at fighting.  XD  (Why bother with a sword when cake is so much tastier?)

Fat kid with a cupcake.

Maybe that's why Prussia likes poking his cheeks?  Because he keeps remembering how pudgy and soft they were, way back when?

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[konstantya.livejournal.com]

I'm picturing some strange Austria-Cartman hybrid. It's incredibly surreal. XD (In desperation, the Habsburgs throw a violin his way, hoping it will distract him from the sweets, not knowing the can of worms they're opening!)