"Om nom nom."

[konstantya]

I'm pretty sure it's now my head-canon that Austria was pudgy as a kid, and that's the reason he sucked at fighting.  XD  (Why bother with a sword when cake is so much tastier?)

Fat kid with a cupcake.

Maybe that's why Prussia likes poking his cheeks?  Because he keeps remembering how pudgy and soft they were, way back when?

Comments

[cowstian-dior.livejournal.com]

Haha all I can see now is a spoiled Austria bossing everyone around and wanting sweets. He would be denied them, because royalty mustnt get fat, but of course he would find the secret stash of snowballs. Or whatever Austrians eat

[konstantya.livejournal.com]

I'm picturing some strange Austria-Cartman hybrid. It's incredibly surreal. XD (In desperation, the Habsburgs throw a violin his way, hoping it will distract him from the sweets, not knowing the can of worms they're opening!)