"Om nom nom."

[konstantya]

I'm pretty sure it's now my head-canon that Austria was pudgy as a kid, and that's the reason he sucked at fighting.  XD  (Why bother with a sword when cake is so much tastier?)

Fat kid with a cupcake.

Maybe that's why Prussia likes poking his cheeks?  Because he keeps remembering how pudgy and soft they were, way back when?

Comments

[cowstian-dior.livejournal.com]

Haha all I can see now is a spoiled Austria bossing everyone around and wanting sweets. He would be denied them, because royalty mustnt get fat, but of course he would find the secret stash of snowballs. Or whatever Austrians eat

[osprey-archer.livejournal.com]

Of course! Because Austria has like five hundred types of cake!

One of my dreams is to go to Vienna and live on cake for a week. But first I have to learn to like coffee.

(Also, I am totes writing the story about Liechtenstein, Belgium, and Hungary invading Austria for cake. It is completely unlike all my other Hetalia stories and will hopefully be wicked awesome.)

[konstantya.livejournal.com]

I'm picturing some strange Austria-Cartman hybrid. It's incredibly surreal. XD (In desperation, the Habsburgs throw a violin his way, hoping it will distract him from the sweets, not knowing the can of worms they're opening!)

[konstantya.livejournal.com]

Ahh...I've liked coffee since, like, birth, so I can't say I'd have that problem. XD It's probably the cakes that would do me in--I can't do sweets very well

I eagerly await that story! (And not just because I imagine the three of them would have pretty wicked awesome skills with a gun, hehe.) Also, it occurred to me that I never friended you in return--an oversight I now feel I must correct, if you don't mind. ^^

[osprey-archer.livejournal.com]

Yay new friends!

The story may take a bit, because I have secret Santa stories I need to finish first. But soon, soon...