as long as we're going down

Title: Consider This the Slip
Fandom: Star Trek: The Next Generation
Genre: Angst, drama, romance?
Characters/pairings: Lore/Ishara Yar.
Rating: R
Word count: 2,205
Summary: Oh, life is bigger, it's bigger than you, and you are not me… (Or, Lore contemplates sex and doesn't know how to deal with his emotions—but he's trying, the poor boy. He's trying. Follows the relationship previously established in Built Upon Sand and Castles.)

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( Orgasms, Lore decided, were curious things. )

Title: To Sleep, Perchance
Fandom: Star Trek: The Next Generation
Genre: Humor, romance, crack.
Characters/pairings: Lore/Ishara Yar.
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 851
Summary: Ishara gets pregnant, and Lore almost has an aneurysm. (Based on a tumblr prompt. Follows the relationship previously set up in Built Upon Sand and Castles.)

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( ''How the hell am I the father?'' )

Title: 'Cause You're a Criminal (As Long As You're Mine)
Fandom: Star Trek: The Next Generation
Genre: Drama, angst, porn-with-plot.
Characters/pairings: Lore/Ishara Yar.
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 3,947
Summary: In which a Starfleet uniform is worn, Lore doesn't know how to work through his brother issues, and Ishara should just know better, period. (Follows the relationship previously established in Built Upon Sand and Castles.)

Warnings: Omg, so many warnings. We've got: explicit sex (featuring finger-fucking, multiple orgasms, forced orgasms, overstimulation, and extremely dubious consent if not actual non-con), guilt, jealousy, and basically just a whole lot of unhealthy relationshipping in general. Shit's pretty dark.

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( ''You know…'' he purred, bending down so that his lips were right next to her ear, ''…you never did tell me the details of this so-called 'betrayal' of yours.'' )

Title: Kiss Me Quicksilver
Fandom: Star Trek: The Next Generation
Genre: Humor, romance, fluff (or as fluffy as these two get, at least).
Characters/pairings: Lore/Ishara Yar.
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 991
Summary: Was that was this was all about? Had she accidentally stumbled upon one of his—for lack of a better word—kinks? (Or, Ishara tries to makeup, and Lore is tsundere. Follows the relationship previously set up in Built Upon Sand and Castles.)

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( Ishara twisted her lips in the mirror. The silver pigment shimmered back and forth in the bright washroom light, but for some reason, it didn't look as pretty or as decadent on her as it had on the saleswoman. )

Title: Catherine and the Pirate (The Reformed Criminal Remix)
Genre: Historical romance.
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 3,831
Summary: A rewrite of the book, Catherine and the Pirate. Full summary and chapter index can be found here.

( Chapter 10: In which Derrick reminds us he used to be a ruthless motherfucker. )

Title: Catherine and the Pirate (The Reformed Criminal Remix)
Genre: Historical romance.
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 3,438
Summary: A rewrite of the book, Catherine and the Pirate. Full summary and chapter index can be found here.

( Chapter 8: In which ''Surprise! Buttsex!'' is not quite the name of the game, but close enough. )

Title: Catherine and the Pirate (The Reformed Criminal Remix)
Genre: Historical romance.
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 3,716
Summary: A rewrite of the book, Catherine and the Pirate. Full summary and chapter index can be found here.

( Chapter 7: In which Derrick tries to not be an asshole, but is still a little bit of an asshole all the same. )

Title: Catherine and the Pirate (The Reformed Criminal Remix)
Genre: Historical romance.
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 1,339
Summary: A rewrite of the book, Catherine and the Pirate. Full summary and chapter index can be found here.

( Chapter 5: In which Uncle Elliot is pissed. )

Title: Ah-choo, I Love You
Fandom: Hetalia
Genre: Humor, romance.
Characters/pairings: Austria/Hungary, AusHun.
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 512
Summary: Austria is determined to take Hungary on a romantic picnic, seasonal allergies be damned. (Based on the fifth and last tumblr prompt!)
Period: Modern.

( Austria frowned again. ''I'm not miserable,'' he insisted, though his raw, red nose and watery eyes clearly said otherwise. )

Title: Too Hot To Handel
Fandom: Hetalia
Genre: AU, humor, romance.
Characters/pairings: Austria/Hungary (AusHun), plus some Germany on the side.
Rating: PG
Word count: 1,001
Summary: High-school junior Roderich Edelstein contemplates majoring in self-sabotage. (Based on yet another tumblr prompt.)
Period: Modern.

( The problem, Roderich decided, was not so much that she didn’t know he existed, but that he kept acting as if *she* didn’t exist. )