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Title: Insurance Won't Cover Apocalypses (But Listerine Kills Germs That Cause Bad Breath)
Fandom: Final Fantasy VII (OGC)
Genre: Parody, humor.
Characters: Tifa, Vincent, a smidge of Cid.
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 2,500
Summary: Vincent finally reveals the reason why the bottom half of his face was always covered, and it isn't nearly as Romantic as some might have thought. Also, Tifa briefly contemplates the unnecessary complexity of everyday domestic items.
( It was a beautiful day for those in Avalanche… )
Fandom: Final Fantasy VII (OGC)
Genre: Parody, humor.
Characters: Tifa, Vincent, a smidge of Cid.
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 2,500
Summary: Vincent finally reveals the reason why the bottom half of his face was always covered, and it isn't nearly as Romantic as some might have thought. Also, Tifa briefly contemplates the unnecessary complexity of everyday domestic items.
( It was a beautiful day for those in Avalanche… )
